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悲しみと悲しみ
What I’ve learned about the VMA’s without actually watching it

crotchapple:

● Nicki Minaj has cured the sick and made the blind see again
● Miley Cyrus is dead because Nicki fucking slayed her racist ass
● Taylor Swift and Nicki are on good terms again
● Miley has committed career suicide as well
● Justin Bieber looks like a 40 year old white suburban mom who wants to see the manager
● Kanye West is a good father/human being
● Amber Rose and Blac Chyna are making very powerful statements that go over the media’s head
● Jaden Smith brought a carton of milk to the VMA’s

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